hey everyone. it's me, charlie. my mom's been real busy lately. she's been gone a lot and i've had to be with my babysitter more often this month than any other. i wonder if she's out buying my presents cuz, you know, i'm going to be two in a few days. the mom keeps looking at me and shaking her head and mumbles to herself. i think she's saying something like how the heck could i already be two and stuff. so i'm all like, deal with it woman. you knew this was going to happen. you had two before me and see how big they are? when will she ever learn?
let's see...what else is up with me. oh i peed on a book the other day. totally freaked out the family. i thought they'd be all happy and proud that i used the potty on a book. yeah. not so much. the mom quickly took me to the bathroom and sat me down on the toilet and kept saying this is the potty. this is the potty. you do not pee on books! whatever. at least i peed on something other than in my diaper.
i guess if you haven't figured it by now, i'm going to be super this halloween. what's that you say? oh. i see. i'm going to be superMAN for halloween. you could see how i got confused. when the dad saw me in the costume, he started rambling on and on about the league of justice and crap. i think the mom and i tuned him out after a few minutes. the mom just thinks i look spiffy in it and i really dig my cape.
well, dora's coming on so i'd better go. the mom knows all the words and songs to that show. i don't know how she does it. it's like she's magical or something...